"Welcome to the whimsical and very lucrative world of unicorn farming! This is an industry like no other with potential limited only by your imagination. As a future unicorn farmer, you will experience the wide and unique array of opportunities, challenges, and joys of caring for these majestic creatures."
--From the Introduction
In this book, author Jessica S. Marquis provides everything you need to know to make a good living as a unicorn farmer. From choosing the right breed (Purebred; Twinkletoe; Karmic; Gigglerump; Horse with Horn) to picking the unicorn farm dream team (an alchemist; stable hands; groomers; The On-Call Virgin (OCV); lawyers), you are guaranteed to have a magical journey.
The only reference of its kind, this book proves you can live in fantasyland--and "still" make money.
Jessica S. Marquis is a self-proclaimed unicornomicist and a freelance writer who produces offbeat, satirical humour. Her work has appeared in Geek Monthly, Redbook, Flash (U.K.), and Going Bonkers?. She is also the Director of Institutional Effectiveness at The Art Institute of Phoenix. She lives in Phoenix, AZ with her husband.